If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
