that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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