i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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