So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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