why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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