keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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