Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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