we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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