Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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