i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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