Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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