Fuck appropriateness.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize