you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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