Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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