I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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