Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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