Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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