she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
The air was thick with penises
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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