do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
wow bdsm is so cute
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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