I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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