why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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