The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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