i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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