Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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