i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
