what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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