That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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