Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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