All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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