my mouth tastes like poor choices
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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