I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Everyone says I win the strip club
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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