i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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