she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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