Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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