yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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