why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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