I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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