walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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