Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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