Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he's gonorrhea incarnate
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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