Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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