well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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