: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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