I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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