ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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