ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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