Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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