Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
