last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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