Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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