we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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