your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
