Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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