Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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